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The JaK Attack! #70 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Wed, 3 Dec 2008 20:53:00 GMT

Show #69 - MP3

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Big show #70!
Kelly critiques James Bond
Jon plays with Google Gadgets
Is Lisa a prostitute?
Jon is plugging his book (http://www.jonwatson.ca/book)
Everyone in Alberta got $400!
Kelly's corner - more beer!
Does HowToForge kill your Firefox 3.0.3?

Picassos Dream by Grayson Wray

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The JaK Attack! #69 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Show #69 - MP3

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Kelly no likey this version of the intro
New intro contest!
Jon bitchin' about the ball on his Blackberry Pearl
Kelly's movie quote question
We like BSG, House, Heros, and The Office
Our BSG Last Cylon prediction
You Tube link to Office into with BSG Music
Jon is dropping F-Bombs everwhere!
More history of Beer with Kelly!
We've made fun of almost everyone by now
Song: Rain Parade from the Album Alpha and Oranges by the band Atomic Opera from Magnatune.com
Kelly plugs KLM Interior Concepts
Ad-hoc listener feedback

Alpha and Oranges by Atomic Opera

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The JaK Attack! #67 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Show #67 - MP3

Yes, we suck and we know it
An incredibly long and boring drone-on by Jon about rsync, hard links and remote backup
Kelly's corner: The History of....?
The song
Jon's Bork Out

Penguin Dust by Atomic Opera

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The JaK Attack! #66 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Show #66 - MP3

Pig latin is for girls!
A tutorial in pig latin from Jon
Jon's mic sounds better this week
Kelly is now KLM Interior Concepts!
Some design show hosts suck
Jon likes Holmes on Homes
What is staging?
Jon has the sniffles
The "Underdog" edition of Linux Journal
Mutt is OK. Not good for me, but fun to play with
KDE makes my desktop look like crap because I cannot handle all of the options
Evolution is suckky
Kelly thinks Facebook's photo upload sucks the big one
Jon has 12seconds.tv invites to give out. Email us for one!
Jon's series of Pirate Movies: http://www.12seconds.tv/channel/jonwatson
Song: Arthur Yoria's "Cutting a Rug". Play it in the Magnatune player below!
Magnatune's new features: the embedded player and the $18 All-You-Can-Eat or $9 All-You-Can-Stream accounts!

Handshake Smiles by Arthur Yoria

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The JaK Attack! #65 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:50:00 GMT

Show #65

Yes, I we know Jon's mic sounds like crap. It's been a while - gimme a break!

12seconds.tv

Phoenix Hollow is open

Guest Laptop

Blackberry Pearl's are made for girls

Kelly's Corner

Kelly's book! She doesn't want to give too much away!

Kelly drops the F Bomb!

Jon drops the F Bomb!

Liz Taylor was in LOTR!

How can Ubuntu Studio be so freakin' ugly?

Audacity still sucks...

Some foul listener feedback

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The JaK Attack! #59 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:20:00 GMT

Show #59: Giant Pumpkins, Grand Central, and poor old Pluto

Topics

1,200 pound pumpkins!
That stupid Broadcom 4318 or 3418 or whatever rears its ugly head again
Kelly's new-ish laptop
Grandcentral
Miro
Pathetic Blogs
More on our new home town (are you sick of it yet?)

Links

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The JaK Attack! #58 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Mon, 8 Oct 2007 12:45:00 GMT

Show #58: Holy Crap! We're Back!

Minutes

The move and living in Nova Scotia
The employment scene
Audacity on Gutsy Gibbon
Ubuntu naming conventions. Where to go now?
Kelly has graduated and her edumacation is complete
Jon's new home page
The JaK Attack! Facebook group
Facebook groups we've joined this week

Links

No linkies this week

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The JaK Attack! #57 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:04:00 GMT

No show notes. Just a big ol surprise!

The JaK Attack! #56 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:54:00 GMT

Apologies for taking so long to get this show up. Between selling our house and recently formatting our recording computer, it was quite a challenge.

Enjoy!

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The JaK Attack! #55 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:08:00 GMT

Show #55: Hosting Fraud and Microsoft Surface!

Minutes

We're Truck People now!
How to spot a fraudulent hosting order
Microsoft Surface - MS does something cool for once!
Listener Feedback

Links

Microsoft Surface!

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The JaK Attack! #54 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Sat, 9 Jun 2007 06:10:00 GMT

No time for show notes, sorry.

This is the MP3 for show #54!

The JaK Attack! #53 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Fri, 1 Jun 2007 04:19:00 GMT

Show #53: We're Moving!

Minutes

01:00 - Jon and Kelly are moving to Nova Scotia!
04:00 - Jon lectures on why Calgary sucks
09:00 - Why the neighbours don't talk to us
10:30 - Jon hates Opera! The browser that is
15:50 - Song: Lean on My by Mr. Death from Podsafe Music Network
18:30 - The Hosting Puppy Affiliate program
23:50 - Help support Hosting Puppy with a banner! http://www.hostingpuppy.com/Banners
24:20 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs

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The JaK Attack! #52 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Thu, 17 May 2007 02:17:00 GMT

Show #52: THUD! & Mandriva Metisse

Minutes

02:00 - KPG's Marathon
05:12 - THUD! by Terry Pratchett
09:30 - Mandriva Metisse
18:00 - Song: Ray Eden's Zen Chaos Theory from PMN

Links

Song: Ray Eden's Zen Chaos Theory from Podsafe Music Network
Hosting Puppy!

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Extras

The code that alerts me every time the root user logs in to one of my servers (set whatever email address you like in root's .forward file). Call this file /etc/profile.d/lalert.sh:

#!/bin/sh
# <user login alert>
cuser=`/usr/bin/whoami`
alert_addy="root"
alert_usrs="root bin adm mysql admin"

for usr in `echo $alert_usrs`; do
if [ "$usr" == "$cuser" ] || [ "$alert_usrs" == "" ]; then
hostname=`/bin/hostname`
date=`date +"%b %e %H:%M:%S"`
tmz=`date +"%z"`
cuser_info=`/usr/bin/who` >> /dev/null 2>&1
cuser_last=`last $usr -n 10` >> /dev/null 2>&1
rm -f /etc/profile.d/.tmp
cat > /tmp/.usralert-$$ <<EOF
This alert was generated in response to an interactive login made by user $usr on $hostname; at which time the date was $date. Further information is detailed below on this login event (all time stamps are GMT $tmz):

Applicable 'who' output:
$cuser_info

Applicable 'lastlog' output:
$cuser_last

EOF
cat /tmp/.usralert-$$ | mail -s "Login alert ($cuser) on $hostname" $alert_addy
rm -f /tmp/.usralert-$$
fi
done
# </user login alert>

The JaK Attack! #51 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Thu, 10 May 2007 03:27:00 GMT

Show #51: Hosting Puppy, The End of the NAS Caper, and Kelly's Rant

Minutes

02:30 - Jon talks about podcasting
05:00 - How the "NAS Caper" turned out
10:30 - Hosting Puppy web hosting
19:00 - Song: Soul System Breakdown by Revision from The Podsafe Music Network
19:00 - Kelly's Corner: do not shop from Dallas 2 You on eBay!
37:00 - Listener Feedback

Links

Hosting Puppy!

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The JaK Attack! #50 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Show #50: The Great NAS Caper!

Minutes

01:00 - Kelly is done her exams!
03:00 - The Great NAS Caper
17:30 - Arthur Yoria - She Looks Like You from Podsafe Music Network
20:00 - Feedback
23:25 - Kelly's Corner

Links

Gear Log

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The JaK Attack! #49 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:30:00 GMT

Show #49: KPG Steals the Show, Jon's Mulligan.

Minutes

00:25 - KPG Gone Wild!
03:21 - Who the hell is Leslie Gore?
06:02 - What Would Chirpa Do?
08:81 - Jon has had a week from hell
10:44 - Jon has spent his mulligan
16:00 - Kelly's Corner
26:30 - Listener Feedback - Frappr Now Sucks!
28:30 - Romper Room again...

Links

Kelly's aura link.

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The JaK Attack! #48 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 3 Apr 2007 02:33:00 GMT

Show #48: KPG is not here! Too much Skitzo, Hosting Puppy and Web Resellers

Minutes

00:45 - Class Dismembered by Skitzo
05:08 - A little Linux and RMS
07:29 - Heavenly Raid by Skitzo
10:00 - Both songs are from Skitzo on the album Babblestick from Magnatune
11:30 - Let's talk about Hosting Puppy
14:00 - People who want to pay more than I'm asking for mystify me
17:30 - Most web hosting resellers are totally clueless
19:00 - We will get into VPSes, but the OpenVZ templates are whacked
22:34 - Outtie!

Links

No linky this week.

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The JaK Attack! #47 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:17:00 GMT

Show #47: VMWare, Scalix, and more of Jon's hate.

Minutes

01:37 - Kelly's Naked Room
02:25 - Unbelievably Jon is STILL full of hate
03:00 - Jon's release memo from the Navy
04:00 - Florian of the Scalix faith stopped by the blog
05:30 - Routing hell
06:54 - Kelly doesn't like the sound of packet sniffing
08:00 - Watch out for VMWare Appliances. Varying degrees of goodness
11:52 - Linux Mint (sent in my Gord!)
15:15 - Kinky Girlfriend by 10-Shot from the Podsafe Music Network
19:00 - Kelly's Corner: 10 Things New Linux Users Need to Unlearn
31:57 - Listener Feedback

Links

Mostly Linux

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The JaK Attack! #46 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:32:00 GMT

Show #46: Scalix, Shorewall, PPTP and Jon's Hate.

Minutes

I wish I had taken show notes. I just can't bring myself to listen to the show....

Links

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The JaK Attack! #45 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:56:00 GMT

Show #45: SyncML, Proprietary Software, and Jokes!

Minutes

02:00 - Kelly is horrified by the Frappr Map
02:30 - Frappr sucks now
03:30 - Jon, his Treo, and the Hot Snake (tm)
04:45 - The story of SyncML
10:00 - Seeing a Ferrari isn't the same as owning a Ferrari
10:30 - Schedule World showing great promise
12:37 - Jon thinks the whole SyncML thing is doomed
14:20 - Unlimited incoming cell phone plans are weird
17:22 - Podcasting = Time Travel!
18:45 - Sunshine Variety Clug - Special Needs from the Podsafe Music Network
My Xorg tapbutton touchpads are toooo geeky!
22:00 - Listener Feedback
26:00 - Romper Room Feedback!
27:40 - Jon's joke

Links

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The JaK Attack! #44 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:27:00 GMT

Show #44: Gnome, Linux, and OpenVZ!

Minutes

01:45 - OpenVZ
13:00 - Kelly's Corner (Gnome & Linus)
30:42 - Listener Feedback (GNUCash)
34:43 - Outtie!

Links

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The JaK Attack! #43 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Mon, 5 Feb 2007 02:55:00 GMT

Show #43: ISPConfig and Sea Monkeys!

Minutes

01:00 - Using ISPConfig to manage a LAMP appliance
10:00 - How not to deal with a hack
12:45 - Kelly's Corner (Sea Monkeys!)
19:06 - Song: Subatomic Sound System Breaking Down the Barriers From the Podsafe Music Network
25:00 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs
29:55 - Wrap up

Links

ISPConfig
Song: Breaking Down the Barriers by Subatomic Sound System
Sea Monkey Mania
Wikipedia Sea Monkey page

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The JaK Attack! #42 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:36:00 GMT

Show #42: Virtual Machines, ESVA, Citadel

Minutes

02:00 - Kelly sooo busy. We might never see her again
03:45 - Jon almost kills Chirpa
04:22 - Jon is a virtual server farmer
06:00 - Running ESVA and Citadel in virtual machines
08:00 - Backing up VMs is just a tarball away
09:00 - 'vmrun' is your friend for command-line vmware machine control
10:30 - The Adobe VM - yet another use for a VM
11:15 - VM networking: bridged, NAT, and host-only
13:00 - Bridged VMs do not have to be hosted on a DNS-routable box. Weird, but cool.
16:45 - Mail Watch (part of ESVA) is a great way to deal with the problem of how far to trust spam assassin
18:45 - Kelly's Corner
20:30 - The Song!
25:00 - Listener feedback
26:30 - Beryl seems to crater a lot of computers
28:00 - The show feeds have not changed. The OGG and MP3 feeds are the same as they always have been

Links

32-A ÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂ ÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂThe UsurperÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂ from PMN
Ruby James - "Famous Song" from PMN
ESVA - email gateway in a VM
Citadel - the bestest PIM anywhere!
Open Clipart - free clipart

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The JaK Attack! #41 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:26:00 GMT

Show #41: Stats, Beryl, LPI and GIMP!

Minutes

00:30 - Magnus likes being a one-man comedy act
01:20 - Song: Chief Pinkton "So Alive" from the Podsafe Music Network
05:00 - Kelly has been enlightened
09:30 - Kelly may be trying Sabayon Linux soon
10:00 - Jon raves about Beryl for a bit
12:30 -Show stats
14:30 - Jon is taking his LPI level 1 certification prep course
16:30 - Making a filesystem within a file
18:30 - My Linux Journal problems can be blamed on Canada Post
20:30 - It's Sean's birthday next week and Gord's today!
21:11 - Listener Feedback
22:00 - Jza sends us some tips on Gimp
33:15 - Two sites Jon wanted to mention

Links

Chief Pinkton at The Podsafe Music Network
Gimptalk
Making a file system within a file at Jon's blog
Really Linux - newbie Linux site
Slumped Over Keyboard Dead - c'mon and join the fun
Linux Professional Institute (LPI)

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The JaK Attack! 40 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Sun, 7 Jan 2007 06:00:00 GMT

Show #40: Linux Journal, Moves Sites, and the Poddys!

Minutes

01:12 - Kelly is always drunk
02:11 - Kelly is depressing
04:05 - Jon's Linux Journal articles are out
06:45 - February's Linux Journal was written entirely by 4 people :)
07:30 - Linux World Net is shut down and being archived
08:15 - Matt from LWN's Linux Newbie has started up Linux Neophyte. Visit!
10:00 - We have moved to Libsyn. Oh, if you're reading this or listening to the show then you probably know that.
11:45 - The show feed has both MP3s and OGGs in it right now. Need time to sort that out and customize the blog, etc.
12:15 - Jon has a new server coming.
12:20 - Kelly has a problem and Jon is an ass who capitalizes on it
15:50 - Jon is getting a new server from Sub300
18:00 - Kelly thinks Jon tries to get everything by her under the guise of "economics"
20:00 - The Zero Footprint PC
22:30 - Kelly's Corner: FC 6 and The Poddy's
28:00 - Listener Feedback: Magnus says Jon's music sucks
31:15 - Song: Uncle Seth's To Be an Angel from The Podsafe Music Network
35:00 - Close out

Links

Linux World Net is shutting down
Song: Uncle Seth's To Be An Angel from the Podsafe Music Network
Sub300:The Zero Footprint PC
Sub300: Jon's new server box
Jon's Linux Journal Win4Lin Virtual Desktop Server article
Jon's Linux Journal Citadel article
Matt's Linux Neophyte blog
The Poddys
Jon is using Sabayon Linux

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The JaK Attack! 39 - MP3

thejakattack@gmail.com (Jon Watson & Kelly Mitchelmore) — Sat, 6 Jan 2007 07:26:00 GMT

02:00 - KPG is outta school and Jon is hung ovah!
04:00 - All server moves are finally done
08:30 - Home servers, the NSLU2, and VPSes
14:30 - What do you call a fish without an eye?
15:40 - Linux World Net is toast
23:00 - Song: The Deepening by theStark from the Podsafe Music Network
26:25 - Listener Feedback
32:35 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs: Arch Linux is off the Xmas list!

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